A corner shop. Late at night. I am buying a pack of fags.
Two Asian men behind the counter, clearly having some sort of involved discussion. One turns from his friend to me.
“How many positions of bang are there in a woman? There must be at least 69, yes? They are numbered.”
Rendered speechless, I shook my head and left. I love that phrase, ‘positions of bang’, though I’ve never had a chance to use it.